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Monday, June 9, 2008

Corky masturbating furiously tonight from 11:15 to 11:35 PST

Tonight I plan to open my autographed copy of The Difference Engine, paste a picture of myself to the inside flap of the dust jacket, and gaze upon it while masturbating furiously for approximately 20 minutes. I will be away from electro-mail and text-casting during that time. If anyone needs to reach me, please contact my agent.

Posted by Corky Devereaux at 8:39 PM

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Please come back.

July 19, 2008 at 10:44 PM

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