Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Corky giving away books in New Orleans

Hurricane Gustav has been a jaw-dropping tragedy of jaw-dropping proportions. That's why I'll be in New Orleans for the rest of the week, giving away free copies of my short fiction anthology, How to Make Love to Corky Devereaux. It's the least I can do for these poor, uneducated victims of nature's fury. If anyone needs to reach me, please contact my agent.

I wuz robbed

If you're like me you hate always bending over to tie your shoes, which is why I bought a pair of these last year. But yesterday morning a TSA security goon confiscated them, even after I showed them the special note from Terezzza warning them not to be mean to me!

I'm really pissed. Really, really pissed. I really liked those boots and clearly this guy decided he wanted to just fuck with me for the hell of it. Short of flying to London, I can't replace them, ever.