Breathtakingly incredible steampunk tanning bed

Color me tanned! I love this drool-worthy steampunk tanning bed, and apparently so does this lucky young steampunker! Also: I wrote a book.

Steampunk C3PO!

Oh. My. God. I need to change my pants after seeing this anus-clenchingly amazing, beyond-the-scale-of-comprehension-of-all-awesomeness Steampunk C3PO! I am standing in a puddle of my own drool -- and feces! (Thanks, OilyLoner!)

Steampunk jungle gym

I am absolutely agog with envy at the lucky kids who get to play on this breathtakingly incredible, eye-poppingly awesome-beyond-all-comprehension Steampunk jungle gym! Why didn't playgrounds have stuff like this when I was a kid? I would have had hours of jaw-dropping fun pretending to be Captain Steamer, The Steampunk Super Hero who shoots white-hot steam out of his Super-Steam Gun! (Thanks, ScabPicker!)

Steampunk phone handset

An amazing, incredible, life-alteringly beautiful creation: a steampunk telephone handset. Utterly drool-worthy! (thanks, TrendySycophant!)

Working steampunk space heater

Some amazingly creative individual has built what appears to be a Steampunk space heater, and from what I've heard it even works! This heart-wrenchingly beautiful device, lovingly wrought from what appears to be solid iron, apparently harnesses the offgassing of boiling water to create heat. I'm utterly and totally floored.

Life-Sized Steampunk SUV

Someone has retro-modded their SUV into a brain-bendingly amazing steampunk creation. The details on this are just mind-boggling: gears, rivets, iron wheels -- just looking at this thing makes my pee-pee harden with joy.