I wuz robbed

If you're like me you hate always bending over to tie your shoes, which is why I bought a pair of these last year. But yesterday morning a TSA security goon confiscated them, even after I showed them the special note from Terezzza warning them not to be mean to me!

I'm really pissed. Really, really pissed. I really liked those boots and clearly this guy decided he wanted to just fuck with me for the hell of it. Short of flying to London, I can't replace them, ever.